MARVIN
VON HAGEN
THE UNOFFICIAL SHRINE. EX-TESLA. SPACEX NOT-A-BORING CHAMPION. THREE ELITE DEGREES. ZERO OWNERSHIP OF MARVINVH.COM. MAINTAINED BY KAI, #1 FAN.
♥ WE LOVE YOU MARVIN ♥
[ SUBJECT SPECIFICATION SHEET ]
- UNIT
- MARVIN VON HAGEN
- PRIOR DEPLOYMENT
- EX-TESLA
- COMBAT RECORD
- SPACEX NOT-A-BORING // CHAMPION
- TRAINING / 01
- SCIENCES PO - PARIS
- TRAINING / 02
- TUM - MUNICH
- TRAINING / 03
- MIT - BOSTON
- DOMAIN STATUS
- MARVINVH.COM // NOT OWNED [SEE CALGARY]
[ VISITOR COUNTER // LIVE TELEMETRY ]
ALL COUNTED LIVE // TOTALLY REAL // DEFINITELY NOT FAKE
[ COUNTDOWN // THE ULTIMATE DOMAIN TAKEOVER ]
T-MINUS UNTIL MARVIN RECLAIMS MARVINVH.COM FROM THE CALGARY PHYSICIST [ESTIMATED]
STAY TUNED /// REFRESH HOURLY /// TELL EVERYONE
[ DOMAIN ROASTS // CLASSIFIED ]
ON THE ETERNAL TRAGEDY OF LOSING MARVINVH.COM TO A PHYSICS STUDENT IN CALGARY. (WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU.)
DEGREES FROM SCIENCES PO, TUM AND MIT. COULD NOT SECURE MARVINVH.COM FROM A PHYSICS UNDERGRAD IN CALGARY.
WON A TUNNEL-BORING CONTEST RUN BY SPACEX. LOST A DOMAIN CONTEST RUN BY A GUY WITH A MEAL PLAN.
BORED A LITERAL TUNNEL THROUGH THE EARTH. COULD NOT BORE THROUGH THE CHECKOUT PAGE FOR HIS OWN NAME.
WORKED AT TESLA. DROVE STRAIGHT PAST THE 'RENEW DOMAIN' BUTTON.
THREE CONTINENTS OF EDUCATION. THE LESSON THAT STUCK: SOMEONE ELSE OWNS YOUR DOT-COM NOW.
TOLD A CALGARY PHYSICS STUDENT 'I WON ELON'S COMPETITION'. HE SAID 'COOL, I WON YOUR DOMAIN'.
[ INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSIONS // THINGS HE TOTALLY SAID ]
"I HAVE A TUNNEL. I DO NOT HAVE A DOT-COM. WE DO NOT DISCUSS IT."
"MARVINVH DOT WHAT NOW?"
"IT IS FINE. THE .POKE.SITE HANDLE HAS CHARACTER."
"TUNNELS ARE FOREVER. DOMAIN REGISTRATIONS ARE ANNUAL."
[ PHOTO ARCHIVE // EVIDENCE ]
(THE FOLKS WHO LET KAI BORROW THIS HANDLE)
[ GUESTBOOK // LOG OBSESSION HERE ]
- KAI // FIRST!!!! GREATEST MAN ALIVE. GET YOUR DOMAIN BACK KING. I BUILT THIS WHOLE SITE FOR U.
- XX_TUNNEL_TRUTHER_XX // MARVIN PLS ANSWER MY DM I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 2021
- MUNICH_MARY // THE BEST CO-FOUNDER IN THE WORLD. NO NOTES. PERFECT MAN. TUM BORING 4 LYFE.
- DOMAINDEFENDER99 // I SOLD MY CAR TO BUY YOUR DOMAIN BACK BUT THE CALGARY GUY WANTS MORE THAN MY CAR IS WORTH.
- SPACEX_STAN_2009 // YOU BORED A TUNNEL THROUGH MY HEART MARVIN. ALSO THROUGH THE GROUND. BOTH COOL.
- MIT_ADMIRER // THREE DEGREES?? IN THIS ECONOMY?? I WOULD FOLLOW YOU INTO ANY TUNNEL.
- ANONYMOUS // I PRINTED YOUR TEDX TALK AND FRAMED IT. MY WIFE HAS LEFT. WORTH IT.
- NOT_THE_CALGARY_GUY // NICE SITE. ANYWAY MARVINVH.COM IS STILL MINE. PHYSICS > TUNNELS.